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Donald Trump has Hemorrhoid Removed Hemorrhoid thanks proctologist Bethesda, MD - A physician attending to his care on Saturday confirmed today that Mr. Trump's surprise hospital visit was for a routine matter that should not be concerning to the American people. A single, large hemorrhoid was removed while Mr. Trump was under light sedation at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland. "Last Saturday, a routine hemorrhoidectomy was performed without complication," Chief Medical Officer Rolf Grossburger acknowledged. He reported that directly upon completion of the procedure he had reassured a small group of well-wishers who were present, some of whom had paid as much as $50,000 to secure a coveted ringside seat on short notice in the surgical theatre. "Without complication, although I should add that the anoscope disclosed a set of long-missing keys to a gold 1978 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz that our surgical team was able to r